So an introvert walks into a pitch meeting...
Being an introvert makes it goddamn hard to launch a startup. For most of us, it’s easier just to… not. Or to find someone else to do that icky talking-to-strangers stuff. I’ve made a lot of progress over the last year in figuring out how to work around my introversion, so I figured I’d write about it. First, the objectives of this post (yes, this is important, as...
Jesus Tittyfucking Christ. →
I think my vagina just prolapsed looking at it.
Fuck yes. →
Courtesy of @pud.
And the award for worst abuse of Flash goes to...
Eye Health Northwest. Lord knows when I got Lasik, it felt JUST LIKE an interdimensional portal opening underneath my ass while I was showered with genetically identical fern-fronds and flowers.